Ryan G.
I'm starting a company where you can rent hunting dogs. It's called…
Kevin H.
Went on a long road trip & got a flat tire
Kevin H.
A man is at a funeral of an old friend. He approaches the dead man’s wife, and asks if he could say a word. The wife says that yes, he could. The man stands up, clears his throat, and says "Plethora"
Ryan G.
Kids walking around with a 1.2 GPA saying “no cap”.
Kevin H.
Dogs can’t run an MRI machine,
Ryan G.
What will you never see at a tire shop?
Ryan G.
Doctor: You just need to diet and exercise to feel better!
Ryan G.
Just received a text from a random number saying they will be a few minutes late to work, being the nice guy I am, I told them they could just have the whole day off. .
Ryan G.
There’s a potato chip truck blocking the highway.
Kevin H.
Ladies, I beg of you to stop wishing for the perfect man for Valentine's
Kevin H.
Knock knock, who’s there?, Europe, Europe who?
Ryan G.
My girl said I couldn't make a car out of noodles...
Ryan G.
What do you call a magic dog?
Ryan G.
Every time I watch Titanic…..